Nx(u+o)

terça-feira, março 20, 2007

De partir a moca a rir!

Land of the Flying Man

A quest for Pro-Volleyball (2)

A quest for Pro-Volleyball (1)

Bowling backwards...

segunda-feira, janeiro 08, 2007

A bit of Fry and Laurie - Mr. Nipple

Não posso deixar de partilhar convosco este pérola...

A bit of Fry and Laurie

Do melhor humor que já vi!

Muiiiito bom! Muito, muito bom!

sexta-feira, novembro 17, 2006

Novas tendências...

quinta-feira, outubro 12, 2006

Loiras

Dou comigo por vezes a pensar se o meu trabalho não deveria ser só receber e-mails de anedotas e de moças prazeirosas que teimam em inundar o meu mail para passar o dia a rir e feliz com a minha existência.
Podiam ser anedotas como esta...

A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she is only entitled to an economy seat and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied:
"I told her First Class isn't going to Cape Town"

quarta-feira, outubro 11, 2006

Conversas de bar

quinta-feira, setembro 21, 2006

Fantasias

sexta-feira, julho 21, 2006

Voleibol (I)

Para mim, o melhor desporto do verão. Deliciem-se...